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regular fans: OH MY GOD IS HE GONNA DIE
me: no, he signed a two year contract, he's good

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

(via nhi-slapper)

whorenament:

I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

(via owe-it-to-you)

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

(via whisperwillower)

(Source: jennernation, via tasshiefy)

lotrlockedwhovian:

punkrockdirection:

sometimes i forget im a real person

this is such a weird thing but I understand.

(via ryanraisesmywood)

seansoo:

but why do we have to get married and have children

why can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits

i’d be much happier that way

(via mapleslattes)

puppetparade:

image

are you sure?

(Source: princeshunn, via la-douleur-exquisite)

crookednose:

minimum wage doesn’t even TOUCH a living wage, racism and sexism are alive and well, children are killed in schools on a regular basis, those who make it to college end up with hundreds of thousands in debt, our basic rights are being stripped from us daily, and adults actually believe that SELFIES are the cause for this generation’s demise

(via janiesleepswithsirens)

truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

(Source: truthed.tk, via laluneowl)