Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am
*grows flowers on u because youre dirt*
it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better
I have honestly never heard the word ‘dork’ used without it being affectionate
wait??? both you and myself have genitals??? well we need to find a way to celebrate immediately